We're like a lot better than the average bears
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I AM VODKA MAN
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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