i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You're like the curious george of whores
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess