Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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