Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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