There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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