That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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