I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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