If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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