I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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