yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
