people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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