I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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