a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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