the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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