Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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