I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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