frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
