didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You pole danced in your parka.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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