come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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