But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
