Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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