It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Sorry my hands just texted you
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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