If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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