Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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