The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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