please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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