I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
