I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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