Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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