Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
