Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
