He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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