K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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