doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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