I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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