I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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