Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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