My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm both gender and math confused
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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