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• (914): View more from New York

  ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She went from zero to smokin in five shots

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  accomplished twins. life is a go

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Get you some cowboy.

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.

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