her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?