We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family