brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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