i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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