You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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