She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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