Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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