Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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