I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
