D3 body, D1 cock
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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