stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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