On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
