are you still at the devil's house?
I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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