She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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