I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I need water and some morals
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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