im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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